| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.The alcoholic has to attend meetings.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general sp... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind sou... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i did in Geor... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "Whats your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why, of course, comes the reply.The first man then asks, Where are you from?Im from Ireland, replies the second man.The first man responds by saying,... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer.You see, youre playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals." "Youre... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you cant move.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "Scuse me," said another... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged hi... more
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