| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."Youre under 18," replies the barman.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you cant remember).... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along."Whatll ya have?" he asked."Oh, I dont know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.So the husband ordered a couple of Jack D... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she br... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and Ill never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "Thats a shame." said his friend , "H... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"Im sorry sir, but I cant serve you...youve already had too much to drink." The guy swears and walks... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind sou... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspa... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is... more
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