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Category:	Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."Whats the matter?" the bartender asks."My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isnt talking to me for a whole 31 days." The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isnt it a good thing that she isnt talking to you?" asked the bartender."Yeah, except today is the last night."

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