| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you cant move.... more
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| The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now dont... more
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| A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. Im so mad, I cant even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why, of course, comes the reply.The first man then asks, Where are you from?Im from Ireland, replies the second man.The first man responds by saying,... more
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| A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in th... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow OMal... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as... more
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| Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marleys head."How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how bout making it... more
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