| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."Youre under 18," replies the barman.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it wont se... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "Scuse me," said another... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, Id see four!" The bar... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! D... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much senseto me, drinkings one of the easiest things in the world to do.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."Whats the matter?" the bartender asks."My wife and I got into a fight," explained the... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he w... more
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| A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer.You see, youre playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals." "Youre... more
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