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| The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it wont se... more
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| A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, sh... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didnt have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now dont... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you cant move.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.When he enters his house, he doesnt wan... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owne... more
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| An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged hi... more
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