| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "Im going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?" The husband replies,... more
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| A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then Im against it.But if you mean the elixir of Christmas... more
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| The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells the man that he has already had too much to drink. The man looks up from his glass angrily and shouts. "I have been drin... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A neutron walks into a bar. "Id like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you cant move.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. Hi... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.When he enters his house, he doesnt wan... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet."Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks as... more
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