| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "Ill have a glass of blood," the first replied. "Ill have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "Ill hav... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."Youre under 18," replies the barman.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow OMal... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk. "Im looking fo... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg."I thought you said your dog didnt bite!" the man says indignantly."Thats not... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "Whats that all about?"The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. Id really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets Allowed," and I cant leave Fid... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.... more
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