| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didnt have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "Im going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?" The husband replies,... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squ... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it wont se... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind sou... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you cant move.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "Ill bet you $10 hell jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he wont," said th... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!!"... more
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