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Category:	Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "Ill bet you $10 hell jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he wont," said the second guy.Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money."I cant take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five oclock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five oclock news too. I just didnt think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

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