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| | Category: | Bar jokes beer booze and fun | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 62 | | | | Joke: | The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "Thats not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "Thats not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine." | | | |
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