| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying:"Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!"He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over... more
| | 2. | Category: Computer jokes  | | Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im really confused on this one. Its a tough decision; Im not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped... more
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes | | Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.... more
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want to mention it.... more
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
| | 8. | Category: Computer jokes | | Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of crackling.... more
| | 9. | Category: Computer jokes  | | Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95 - Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that cant stand 1... more
| | 10. | Category: Computer jokes | | What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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