| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."Whats the matter?" the bartender asks."My wife and I got into a fight," explained the... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to a local bar on every Friday at 5:30 on the dot. When the brothers got married they all got married to their wifes to be on the same day and at t... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We dont serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? Were cultured individuals."... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink t... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Arent you the father... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didnt move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. T... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "Whats your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."... more
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