| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid, dont you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outs... more
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| A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking ou... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.The alcoholic has to attend meetings.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now dont... more
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| A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why, of course, comes the reply.The first man then asks, Where are you from?Im from Ireland, replies the second man.The first man responds by saying,... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the worlds best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle fr... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didnt have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how... more
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| A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No," he repli... more
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| A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Arent you the father... more
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