| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? Whats wrong?""I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owne... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. Ill give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldnt... more
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| A neutron walks into a bar. "Id like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."Whats the matter?" the bartender asks."My wife and I got into a fight," explained the... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked ex... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything... more
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| An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along."Whatll ya have?" he asked."Oh, I dont know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.So the husband ordered a couple of Jack D... more
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