| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldnt... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As hes drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive bee... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now dont... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| How do barmen surf the web?On the Gin-ternet.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. Im so mad, I cant even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink t... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.The alcoholic has to attend meetings.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the worlds best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle fr... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squ... more
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| The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?""A mongoose.""What for?""Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes,... more
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