| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells the man that he has already had too much to drink. The man looks up from his glass angrily and shouts. "I have been drin... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, sh... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when hes done he bends do... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.The man asks the barman wh... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink t... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"Im sorry sir, but I cant serve you...youve already had too much to drink." The guy swears and walks... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.When he enters his house, he doesnt wan... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No," he repli... more
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