| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. Ill give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "Ill have a glass of blood," the first replied. "Ill have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "Ill hav... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk. "Im looking fo... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says Sorry we dont serve snails and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... What did you do that for!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I dont like this song, but even if I did, I wouldnt dance with you."The guy says, "Im sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in thos... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow OMal... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much senseto me, drinkings one of the easiest things in the world to do.... more
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