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| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes been here more than 28 days.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: A Bat!... more | |
| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more | |
| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnnys family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnnys pa... more | |
| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more |
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