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| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more | |
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more | |
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| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure... more | |
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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The elephants!... more | |
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| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more | |
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| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more | |
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| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more | |
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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.... more | |
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| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more |
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