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| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more | |
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| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more | |
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| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure... more | |
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| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more | |
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| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more | |
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| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more | |
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think youre doing?" she demanded. "Im just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Whe... more | |
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more |
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