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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The elephants!... more | |
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| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more | |
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| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wan... more | |
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| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more | |
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| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more | |
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| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more | |
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| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more | |
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| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more | |
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| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more | |
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| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more |
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