| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  | | Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
| | 2. | Category: Baby jokes | | Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
| | 3. | Category: Baby jokes | | Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
| | 4. | Category: Baby jokes | | What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
| | 5. | Category: Baby jokes | | It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
| | 6. | Category: Baby jokes | | Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin... more
| | 7. | Category: Baby jokes | | Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins""Thats funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading the three musketeers and she ga... more
| | 8. | Category: Baby jokes | | What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
| | 9. | Category: Baby jokes | | Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the babys bedroom is still on fire.... more
| | 10. | Category: Baby jokes | | I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of anything other than horse racing?"... more
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