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| | Category: | Baby jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The elephants! | | | |
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