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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more | |
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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more | |
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| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more | |
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| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more | |
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| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more | |
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| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more | |
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think youre doing?" she demanded. "Im just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Whe... more | |
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| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnnys family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnnys pa... more |
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