| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  | | Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin... more
| | 2. | Category: Baby jokes | | What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
| | 3. | Category: Baby jokes | | Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
| | 4. | Category: Baby jokes | | I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an uncle or an aunt.... more
| | 5. | Category: Baby jokes | | Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The elephants!... more
| | 6. | Category: Baby jokes | | I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of anything other than horse racing?"... more
| | 7. | Category: Baby jokes | | Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
| | 8. | Category: Baby jokes | | Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.... more
| | 9. | Category: Baby jokes | | Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
| | 10. | Category: Baby jokes | | A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure... more
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