A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know y [more...]
| home | categories | browse | search | submit joke |


SUBSCRIBE ::
Viewing Joke:

Category:Baby jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:31
 
Joke:Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Baby Jokes:

1.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more

2.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more

3.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more

4.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more

5.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more

6.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more

7.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more

8.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more

9.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin... more

10.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure... more


Copyright 2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy.
blfree.com