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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."... more | |
| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more | |
| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more | |
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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The elephants!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnnys family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnnys pa... more | |
| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more |
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