| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  | | Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wan... more
| | 2. | Category: Baby jokes | | My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
| | 3. | Category: Baby jokes | | Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
| | 4. | Category: Baby jokes | | Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
| | 5. | Category: Baby jokes | | Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
| | 6. | Category: Baby jokes | | Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
| | 7. | Category: Baby jokes | | A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."... more
| | 8. | Category: Baby jokes | | Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
| | 9. | Category: Baby jokes | | Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
| | 10. | Category: Baby jokes | | Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnnys family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnnys pa... more
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