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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 195 | | | | Joke: | A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". | | | |
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