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Category:	Blonde jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"

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