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Category:	Aviation jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	46

Joke:	"Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say maam," said the pilot, "is that Ive never left anyone up there yet!"

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