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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on. | | | |
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