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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 39 | | | | Joke: | A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever." | | | |
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