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Category:	Aviation jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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