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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 36 | | | | Joke: | After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, ..." | | | |
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