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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 34 | | | | Joke: | What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog. | | | |
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