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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 37 | | | | Joke: | A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening. | | | |
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