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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR! | | | |
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