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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 45 | | | | Joke: | Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, lets see..., I think Tuesday would be nice... | | | |
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