Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot. | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Aviation Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  | | A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off... more
| | 2. | Category: Aviation jokes | | Stewardess" "Yes, Sir?" "I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I cant see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I cant sleep." "Captain, shut up and land the plane."... more
| | 3. | Category: Aviation jokes | | Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?""The pilot was bothered by... more
| | 4. | Category: Aviation jokes | | Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.Bill: "Why dont I throw this hundred dollar bill out the... more
| | 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  | | Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it`s warm, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing. We are going to Charlotte, where... more
| | 6. | Category: Aviation jokes | | A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?"The controller switc... more
| | 7. | Category: Aviation jokes | | Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always... more
| | 8. | Category: Aviation jokes | | While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocke... more
| | 9. | Category: Aviation jokes | | From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."... more
| | 10. | Category: Aviation jokes | | After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us enter... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 