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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 51 | | | | Joke: | A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just a minute...""Thank you," the man said and hung up. | | | |
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