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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 37 | | | | Joke: | Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?""The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot." | | | |
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