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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my choices?" he asked."Yes or No," she replied. | | | |
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