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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 58 | | | | Joke: | United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines wed like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage that shifted during our so called "touch down." | | | |
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