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Pig Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Pig jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Pig jokes
	How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!... more
22.	Category: Pig jokes
	How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.... more
23.	Category: Pig jokes
	How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.... more
24.	Category: Pig jokes
	I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look whats happened. Theyve eaten all the dates off my calendar!... more
25.	Category: Pig jokes
	If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig t... more
26.	Category: Pig jokes
	If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.... more
27.	Category: Pig jokes
	Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that storys just a lot of hogwash.... more
28.	Category: Pig jokes
	Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, its theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.... more
29.	Category: Pig jokes
	Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more
30.	Category: Pig jokes
	Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more
31.	Category: Pig jokes
	MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof!... more
32.	Category: Pig jokes
	Name the pigs favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.... more
33.	Category: Pig jokes
	Pigs dont look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmers ear?... more
34.	Category: Pig jokes
	Pigs explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.... more
35.	Category: Pig jokes
	SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: Id rather have three cakes and one candle.... more
36.	Category: Pig jokes
	Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.... more
37.	Category: Pig jokes
	The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.... more
38.	Category: Pig jokes
	The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.... more
39.	Category: Pig jokes
	The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because youve been put in my class, theres no need to think you can take lib... more
40.	Category: Pig jokes
	Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.... more

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