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All our jokes listing within the Parent jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Parent jokes
	Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sisters fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.Dad: No, Im not coming out. Shes go... more
22.	Category: Parent jokes
	Come here, you greedy wretch. Ill teach you to eat all your sisters birthday chocs.Its all right Dad, I know how !... more
23.	Category: Parent jokes
	Competing for their mother's love, two brothers tried to outdo each other with Valentine's Day gifts for her. One bought... more
24.	Category: Parent jokes
	Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more
25.	Category: Parent jokes
	Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ?They called him Dad !... more
26.	Category: Parent jokes
	Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies,"My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur co... more
27.	Category: Parent jokes
	During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching... more
28.	Category: Parent jokes
	Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television." Son: " Im sorry, youl... more
29.	Category: Parent jokes
	Father: Dont you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.... more
30.	Category: Parent jokes
	Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But shes top of the class.Father: Thats why I th... more
31.	Category: Parent jokes
	Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more
32.	Category: Parent jokes
	For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even pr... more
33.	Category: Parent jokes
	For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at... more
34.	Category: Parent jokes
	Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived an... more
35.	Category: Parent jokes
	Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor.... more
36.	Category: Parent jokes
	Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor do... more
37.	Category: Parent jokes
	Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, wh... more
38.	Category: Parent jokes
	Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitche... more
39.	Category: Parent jokes
	Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, "How did Greg do on his history exam?" "Oh, not s... more
40.	Category: Parent jokes
	Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven oclock." She said, "But Father, Im no longer a child!" He said,... more

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