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An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. Sh... more

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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porc... more

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An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediat... more

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An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two f... more

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the... more

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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what w... more

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Are you getting older and wiser? No, hes getting older and wider!... more

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Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?""I cant tell. There are too many wrinkles."... more

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For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying... more

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Fred: I havent slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Whys that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in... more

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Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six oclock every morning and walked fiv... more

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How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.... more

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How can you tell that youre getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!... more

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... more

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How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but weve had him a long time.... more

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Ive sure gotten old. Ive had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.... more

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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he... more

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My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.... more

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One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the spe... more

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One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. Th... more


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