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Music Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Music jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Music jokes
	"Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
2.	Category: Music jokes
	1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
3.	Category: Music jokes
	A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
4.	Category: Music jokes
	A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
5.	Category: Music jokes
	A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
6.	Category: Music jokes
	A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
7.	Category: Music jokes
	A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
8.	Category: Music jokes
	A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
9.	Category: Music jokes
	An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
10.	Category: Music jokes
	Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
11.	Category: Music jokes
	Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
12.	Category: Music jokes
	Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
13.	Category: Music jokes
	Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
14.	Category: Music jokes
	Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
15.	Category: Music jokes
	How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
16.	Category: Music jokes
	Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
17.	Category: Music jokes
	Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
18.	Category: Music jokes
	Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
19.	Category: Music jokes
	Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
20.	Category: Music jokes
	Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more

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