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Movie And TV Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Movie and TV jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more | |
| 42. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more | |
| 43. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more | |
| 44. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more | |
| 45. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more | |
| 46. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more | |
| 47. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more | |
| 48. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more | |
| 49. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What kind of star wears sunglasses?A movie star.... more | |
| 50. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more | |
| 51. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more | |
| 52. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more | |
| 53. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more | |
| 54. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more | |
| 55. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more | |
| 56. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more |
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